Crazy is as crazy does. That seems to be the motto for our homeboy, Ryan Seacrest, this week as he tweeted the following in reference to Madonna’s appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman:
Ryan, two questions: What are you smoking, and where did you get it? Let’s break down your vernacular.
Madonna…looked like she had been freshly …fluffed..
Umm…fluffed. And freshly! Freshly fluffed. That’s a new one for TYS. We’re assuming this is a compliment, and if so, we agree. She looked great. Her hair looked classy and faboo.
fluffed to the max
But, Ry-no, we’re still hung up on your choice of word. Fluffed can be used to describe many things: pillows, pets, my arm hair when I sleep on it the wrong way. But a person? We’re not sold.Moving on.
she had a glow on letterman last night she said not the case there was no sex prior
Ay yay yay. Seacrest, let us introduce you to one of the wonders of the modern world. It’s called a period; you might know it as a dot. It ends thoughts and allows people to breathe. When you don’t use them, you end up sounding like Paula Abdul on QVC. (Have you been hanging out with her because maybe she’s not fired from Idol?? *crosses fingers*)
Anywaysies, we’re glad you can give us the inside celebrity scuttlebutt (e.g., your knowledge of Madge’s love life - or lack thereof). You’re like our man version of Kathy Griffin (We love you, Kathy!!!).
So recap: use appropriate adjectives and start ending your sentences with “dots.” Maybe it’s time to “Seacrest, out” your way off Twitter and into an English classroom.
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