This is entirely Madonna’s fault
All the female pop stars have been copying Madonna like she’s a super- nerds dandruff covered exam paper for the past two decades. It was only a matter of time before the “angry vagina” thing got emulated. In the clip to Beyonce’s song Video Phone she and Gaga have a good old fashioned Vag off. I’ve been pondering both their secret gardens for several minutes now and I think we might have a tie on our hands. Neither is bringing the vag rage and as Tyra would say, none of them are smiling with their clits. I think we’re looking at the bottom two this week. Madonna’s vagasaurus could storm in there and annihilate them both without breaking a leotard sweat. Sorry girls, nobody brings the irate vag like Madge.
- Tara Steven-Seagal. Copyright 2009 ©
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